Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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