Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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