Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
God, you're like boner-b-gone
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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