I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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