this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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