Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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