I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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