dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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