Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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