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• (410): View more from Maryland

  That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club

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  Dude it was a lap dance

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.

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• (805): View more from California

  I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.

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• (415): View more from California

  My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.

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• (805): View more from California

  Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.

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