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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday

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• (518): View more from New York

  The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?

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  And your cock privileges have been revoked.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men

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