But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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