Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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