It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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