Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
COCAINE IS GR8
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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