the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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