i just google imaged poop.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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