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(512): View more from Texas

If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.

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(334): View more from Alabama

Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

You kept calling me your small dog last night.

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(386): View more from Florida

Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"

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(845): View more from New York

It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.

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(678): View more from Georgia

You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.

(404): View more from Georgia

I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins

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(312): View more from Illinois

The Easter sex puns were too abundant

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