Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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