Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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