So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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