is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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