Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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