Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
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when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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