I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
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I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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