physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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