My balls are so social today.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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