Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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