I'm going to jail i love you
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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