life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
home. puking in laundry basket.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Enjoy the penises
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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