He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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