DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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