therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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