i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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