Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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