just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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