After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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