He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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