I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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