I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i think im in europe. pls send help
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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