I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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