Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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