Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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