If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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