Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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