i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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