How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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