Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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