whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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