She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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