I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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