On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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