some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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