My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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