you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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