Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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