question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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